-DISTANT FUTURE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER-
M. DE BARROS
I'T'S LIKE SOME KIND OF ADVENTURE BOOK OR SOMETHING
From the fractured mind who brought you several non-existent classics unavailable in every book store on the planet, comes the first volume of the new franchise that is already taking bins worldwide by storm!
It's Like Some Kind Of Adventure Book or Something takes you on an unconventional journey unlike anything you've ever read before!
Experience true excitement as your guesses as to what happens next are shattered repeatedly page after page as the main plot twists and turns around a myriad of sub-plots and meaningless short-stories that the author includes in this edition just to irritate you!
The enthusiasm is there, the thrill is there, the unique writing style is there.
Your rage, your boredom and your imagination will complement the work of art that is already being hailed as a masterpiece by prestigious critics who unfortunately cannot read or write, so you won't find any of their reviews anywhere!
With your contributing imagination, the It's Like Some Kind Ofâ„¢ series is expanding - or should I say bloating - itself to galactic proportions!
Oh, and the main plot revolves around a group of friends in an adventure to defeat some super-powered villain who's turned the world into a dictatorial regime. But you won't care about that much!
MY BOOKS
Definitely the worst book ever created. What was M. De Barros thinking? Avoid at all costs, or buy it, read it and then curse M. De Barros' wretched writing skills.
John, from some random, dodgy book critic's website
A page turner, yes, but for all the wrong reasons! You won't stop turning pages due to your extreme disbelief of how poorly written this book is! An instant classic!
Paul, from some place overseas
What is happening to the world when a genius like M. De Barros is left unknown for so long? Thank god for inventing self-publishing.
M. De Barros, from his bedroom
The most unpredictable literary work I have ever read in my life! Can't stop reading it and have read it twice already! It's awful and awesome at the same time!
Janice, from unknown locale
Do yourself a favour and do not purchase this book! Get a friend or family member to do it for you instead. By doing this, you will have saved a few pennies whilst reducing the trust that your close ones have in you for making them waste their money on rubbish. Afterwards, you will console yourself by reading a book that actually lives up to its hype.
Phillip, from across the road
